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    新同事二三人

    公司上班的第一天，旁边的男同事叫我翟姐，老大不高兴的问他：我看起来比你老很多吗？
    孩子一脸错愕的说：不是啊
    那你干嘛叫我姐啊？
    那孩子一封欠扁理所当然的口吻：我87的
    我毫不示弱的回他：我89的
    那孩子愣了半天说：不可能吧
    我告诫他：别总倚小卖小，别叫我翟姐，我忌讳这个称呼
    好死不死的，那孩子跟我一天生日，一个月来他每次都超级大声的姐啊姐的叫我
    我每次都抗议，均无效
     
    新上司是个比我大几岁的姐姐
    为了激励我
    每招进一个人就请我和前台MM吃饭
    于是一个月来她请我们吃了5顿饭
    可是每次她请我们吃饭的时候都碰到公司其他同事
    于是请我们俩人，就变成了请6个7个甚至更多人
    最令她郁闷的是
    其中有一次
    第一天刚请我吃了饭
    第二天那新人便离职了
    不过她这招真的超狠
    我吃了她的嘴短
    为了对得起那些粮食
    只能更加努力工作
     
    网管是个小个子的男生
    很多人都说他是个内向的人
    但我从没觉得
    他跟我好像一直都话多
    他防病毒从来不靠杀毒软件
    而且还能盗号删除某些网络论坛里的帖子
    最牛的是
    他还曾经做过病毒
    我那天听他一脸平静的讲述做病毒的过程
    一脸诧异实心实意的恭维他：原来你就是传说中的黑客啊
    他那个得瑟劲儿，真欠抽
    July 12 7:25 PM | Blog it

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    shengling Dingwrote:
    “我告诫他：别总倚小卖小，别叫我翟姐，我忌讳这个称呼”——告诉你一个秘密哈，我早习惯别人叫我姐，甚至叫阿姨啦：）
    July 19
    瓜瓜wrote:
    你也太彪悍了吧
    July 15
    凡间精灵 chenwrote:
    我对最后一个有兴趣
    July 12

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